Super crequions

It has become clear to me that the pets in our family have super powers. Mine are well known: I have more bouncing energy than superman and a kangoroo combined. Kira and Nala have survived I don't know how (mais non, not because of me, because of those idiots who did not threat them right in their previous lives), Atlas would beat Michael Phelps any day of the week, the kittens eat on their own at only 4 weeks, and Buja is the best manered cat in history--she knows how to eat with a fork.
If nothing else, all this justifies the existence of this silly blog!
Jaffar